As KillingJoke said, there's no point on creating another language or "reinventing the wheel". For people with lacking of programming as me, we do have a lot of eCommerce that also works as CMS that are PHP based. Anything going out of that might be a lot of work for the same or even less...
Hello there, my name is Oskar, I'm Swedish and I'm currently wanting a theme, so I posted with the idea of having the 11 points and dowloading some stuff, thanks for the site!